A Little Place Called Aspen Tee

Aspen dreams. Breckenridge reality. Pure Dumb & Dumber.

Ever cruise through the Rockies on a scooter the size of a lunch tray, dressed for, like… a mild fall day? Yeah, that John Denver is full of $h*t.

This tee takes you straight back to that moment—Lloyd and Harry chasing a dream. “Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.”

Except, plot twist—it wasn’t Aspen. Those snowy streets? Breckenridge. Two frozen morons, one undersized hog, and a road trip plan powered entirely by misplaced optimism.

Wear it if you still laugh every time Lloyd says, “Big Gulps, huh? …Welp, see ya later!”

Aspen… I’m sure it’s warm.