The Mom Brain Ransom Tee
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Your life in one shirt: a sweet, feminine script for the mom everyone sees, and a full-blown ransom note for the mom who’s silently screaming inside.
Kids. Work. Groceries. PTO. Laundry. Dinner. Repeat.
By the end of the day? Too Many Voices. None of Them Mine.
This is for the true-crime-watching, coffee-reheating, “I just need one quiet minute” moms who wear both hats—angelic and just a tad unhinged.
- Soft-as-butter cotton that can survive all the kid chaos
- Flattering fit for carpool, Costco, and couch crime docs
- Pairs perfectly with a messy bun + iced coffee the size of your soul
Made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is ultra soft and smooth against the skin. With its flattering, longline fit and crew neck, this tee will look best paired with high-waisted bottoms.